Wednesday, June 16, 2010

No Silly Questions

I found this Craiglist ad while searching for a dresser recently. I laughed out loud when I read it and thought you guys would appreciate a mid-week laugh.

Glider chair, used to rock kids, kids are big now. Gliding footrest broke. Good condition, green cushion. Nice, comfy. $30. $10 off if you have baby.

Chest of drawers. $30. Pic looks good, yeah? It ain't. For 30 bucks, don't expect solid wood. High density particle board. Heavy like a bag of bowling balls. Plastic glides, they still open and close those drawers. Some nicks and scratches, but some optimistic person might dare say it's in fair condition. No termites, I even cleaned it up a little. Maybe I'll put a little Pledge on it. Perfect for the cheap landlord to grace his slum-like apartment. Or, perfect for the cheap tenant staying only a little while to leave behind as a present for the cheap landlord. IF you are the tenant, $10 off.

If you want both, great. We can figure out the discounts. E mail please. No silly questions.

Yeah, guys, no silly questions. Hope you're having a great Wednesday!


  1. Hysterical! No silly questions, seriously? I'm kind of wondering why the chair wasn't just $20... most likely a pregnant woman will be using it. What if you just gave birth though, do you still get the discount?

    The things you see...HYSTERICAL! Thanks for sharing!

  2. haha! good one Linds! Usually I click away from bad furniture before my eyes are visually molested! lol

  3. ha ha... i too laughed out loud. thx for the laugh!!

  4. Hey no like our furnitures on the craigslist, yeah? Whatevers...we have special haole price for you.

    You like for paint? You paint it up real nice. Call us for bettah price,

    Sistah Gina


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